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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Will what you do
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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I'm not dead yet!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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somebody stop me. please.
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We saw her duck.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Common sense is neither.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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â–²
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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farts in jars though.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Things you own end up owning you
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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we need some new cliches
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Pretend to be real.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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true freedom is frightful
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Private parking in Area only !
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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How's that working out for you?
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Be young - shut up!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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bleed for the international power
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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mostly you should mind your own business
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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here...catch!
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Think while it's still illegal
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POOPEEPIE
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Step on a crack
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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