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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Fumble the bumble
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Infect Yourself.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Critique Thyself
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You always love the ones you hurt
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The new money is info.
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Try to outlive these words.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Be young - shut up!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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The early worm gets the bird.
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To be free today means to participate.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Jesus loves war!
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Vegetables are murder.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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How often do you feel human?
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You are Powerful!
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Head Your mind!
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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the whether is changing
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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security makes me nervous
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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challenge your habits
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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