Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I see you're the brains of the operation.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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ignorance is knowledge
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Beware of falling hammers
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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The Earth Will Shake.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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To be happy is a new notion
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Be as if.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Of course you realize this means war.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
#1221 -264 = 1730 - 1994 - +
You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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what i think i am
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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land of the fee
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Power to the Imagination.
#2325 -267 = 1933 - 2200 - +
politics is used for personal gain
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Always be extremely moderate.
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farts in jars though.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
#2705 -268 = 1956 - 2224 - +
For a good time, please call 000.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Stop Palpitation!
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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If its to be its up to me
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