Semi Official Memebomb Archive

And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Great! Doesn't it
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Grate with purpose
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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getting even is odd.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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fallin' allin
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Specialization is for insects
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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feel better now
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Maybe you're a product too
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Finishing is for quitters.
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I like.
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Personally, I blame society
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Death is not only for you.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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jesus was a roman mole
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Youthanize yourself
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sin is a means of social control
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Please go back 3 squares
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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iPods are made of people!
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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