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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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No costume is no costume
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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If you want it, do it.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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You grok?
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Truth is plural and contingent
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The solution is part of the problem.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Yes you are.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Head Your mind!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I think you came to late.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Smile for the camera!
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Collapse the state of mind
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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pink is ok, too
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Everything happens for no reason
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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The revolution will be the same
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Initiation is never over.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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to volunteer is reactionary
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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you must disagree with authority figures
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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This message is not for you.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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It's not my struggle
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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