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How necessary are you?
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Head Your mind!
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You made me do it
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Reinvent retardation.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Please go back 3 squares
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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you are now manually dying
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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bleed for the international power
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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What just happened?
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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To be free today means to participate.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Rejoin the human race.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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There are no gold prisons
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Dare to be stupid.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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"etwas" means something in german.
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YOU will live forever!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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