Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
#1964 -289 = 3116 - 3405 - +
warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
#3062 -352 = 2755 - 3107 - +
RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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There is no mainstream.
#4340 -290 = 3138 - 3428 - +
The truth is probably not out there after all.
#3801 -340 = 2939 - 3279 - +
When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
#4936 -249 = 3737 - 3986 - +
There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
#4190 -304 = 2729 - 3033 - +
most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
#4010 -379 = 3142 - 3521 - +
your actions are pointless if no one notices
#3394 -322 = 2723 - 3045 - +
Such Oddacity.
#2575 -260 = 2950 - 3210 - +
this is only a test
#3517 -389 = 3607 - 3996 - +
OUT OFN ORDER
#4346 -338 = 2762 - 3100 - +
Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
#4258 -305 = 3638 - 3943 - +
you must know where you stop and the world begins
#3344 -299 = 3821 - 4120 - +
I don't want to believe this statement.
#5249 -289 = 3422 - 3711 - +
MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
#2009 -269 = 3208 - 3477 - +
exceptional people deserve special concessions
#1201 -374 = 2226 - 2600 - +
You are Holy in the wrong
#3261 -275 = 3016 - 3291 - +
What will you be forgotten as?
#4684 -282 = 3231 - 3513 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -325 = 2213 - 2538 - +
all things are delicately interconnected
#692 -342 = 2724 - 3066 - +
HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
#3932 -299 = 2709 - 3008 - +
expressing anger is necessary
#1210 -389 = 3140 - 3529 - +
Happiness is a new idea.
#1374 -279 = 2514 - 2793 - +
This statement can't be trusted.
#6430 -638 = 3251 - 3889 - +
you bet your ass i'm disease free.
#3281 -294 = 3725 - 4019 - +
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
#2480 -351 = 2925 - 3276 - +
#tigerblood
#4539 -327 = 3684 - 4011 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -286 = 3168 - 3454 - +
I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
#1626 -336 = 3094 - 3430 - +
For a good time, please call 000.
#1265 -268 = 2800 - 3068 - +
My god is bigger.
#3691 -343 = 2802 - 3145 - +
Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
#5650 -389 = 2606 - 2995 - +
wait,
#5208 -284 = 3151 - 3435 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2402 = 5948 - 8350 - +
is there someone standing behind me?
#5031 -347 = 2812 - 3159 - +
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
#2231 -271 = 3628 - 3899 - +
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
#2605 -293 = 3144 - 3437 - +
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
#2323 -303 = 2776 - 3079 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -438 = 2976 - 3414 - +
i am paint. watch me dry!
#4632 -467 = 2523 - 2990 - +
Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
#2187 -315 = 2654 - 2969 - +
1984 - only 24 years late.
#583 -334 = 3370 - 3704 - +
Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
#4337 -374 = 2421 - 2795 - +
Chill out... everything's under control...
#913 -281 = 2853 - 3134 - +
Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
#3423 -274 = 2969 - 3243 - +
Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
#838 -286 = 3382 - 3668 - +
routine is a link with the past
#2426 -328 = 2715 - 3043 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -89 = 315 - 404 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
#3954 -293 = 3842 - 4135 - +
Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
#5701 -297 = 2658 - 2955 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -310 = 3655 - 3965 - +
don't eat your soul to fill your belly
#1072 -348 = 2616 - 2964 - +
change is an inside job
#5710 -335 = 2412 - 2747 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -283 = 3461 - 3744 - +
I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
#4393 -301 = 3054 - 3355 - +
Did your fork eat you with that butt?
#4664 -292 = 3266 - 3558 - +
Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
#4697 -352 = 2983 - 3335 - +
Time's fun when you're having flies
#2968 -299 = 3041 - 3340 - +
This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
#2940 -402 = 2641 - 3043 - +
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -312 = 3623 - 3935 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2322 = 7723 - 10045 - +
if Life sucks, cum on her lips
#5651 -300 = 3171 - 3471 - +
Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
#5290 -596 = 2508 - 3104 - +
Don't believe you know - know you believe
#5114 -284 = 3276 - 3560 - +
With doubt, all things are possible.
#4686 -356 = 3459 - 3815 - +
Do what this sign tells you to do.
#1048 -287 = 2853 - 3140 - +
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
#2998 -309 = 2613 - 2922 - +
homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
#6319 -521 = 3956 - 4477 - +
Every statement contains falsehood
#1175 -360 = 3201 - 3561 - +
the stupid flesh has to come off
#5655 -477 = 2266 - 2743 - +
This sticker written on the internet.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
#2574 -290 = 2809 - 3099 - +
Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
#876 -315 = 3171 - 3486 - +
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
#4963 -311 = 2968 - 3279 - +
Freedom is a party
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
#4200 -329 = 2487 - 2816 - +
Hate is a chemical reaction.
#3886 -295 = 2711 - 3006 - +
Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
#2102 -318 = 2499 - 2817 - +
If you want it, do it.
#1725 -357 = 3175 - 3532 - +
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
#4387 -489 = 2790 - 3279 - +
Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
#947 -392 = 2308 - 2700 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
#1397 -311 = 3125 - 3436 - +
February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
#5225 -326 = 2759 - 3085 - +
See the fnord, don't fear it.
#4202 -361 = 2992 - 3353 - +
Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Call in Sick
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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